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A Policeman was rushed to the hospital with a badly inflamed appendix. The Doctors quickly operated and advised him that all was well; however, the Policeman had an awfully strange feeling around his pubic region.
Too embarrassed to ask and worried that he may have had further surgery that the Doctors had yet to tell him about - he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so that he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
As he sat up he was shocked to discover - taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts - three very wide strips of very adhesive tape; the kind that doesn't come off easily... if at all!
Written on the tape in large black letters were the words;
"Get well soon! Love, the Nurse in the Land Rover you cited for speeding last week."
Brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?
Too embarrassed to ask and worried that he may have had further surgery that the Doctors had yet to tell him about - he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so that he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
As he sat up he was shocked to discover - taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts - three very wide strips of very adhesive tape; the kind that doesn't come off easily... if at all!
Written on the tape in large black letters were the words;
"Get well soon! Love, the Nurse in the Land Rover you cited for speeding last week."
Brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?
Black wallnut
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