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  • alpha
    Established Member
    • Dec 2003
    • 352
    • Owensboro, KY, USA.

    Tiger

    It appears that Tiger did not count all of his strokes:

    http://tiny.cc/YvpAs
  • germdoc
    Veteran Member
    • Nov 2003
    • 3567
    • Omaha, NE
    • BT3000--the gray ghost

    #2
    A couple of comments:

    1. He has excellent taste in women, at least in the looks department.

    2. He forgot that a guy in his situation should NEVER, EVER leave a text mail or phone message that is incriminating.

    3. Most important, he forgot the most important thing--when you're married to a beautiful women who has access to golf clubs, it's OK to look at the food in the restaurant windows AS LONG AS YOU EAT AT HOME!!
    Jeff


    “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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    • crokett
      The Full Monte
      • Jan 2003
      • 10627
      • Mebane, NC, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3000

      #3
      I never cease to wonder what guys like him are thinking. Putting aside the issues of marriage vows, fidelity and faithfulness for the moment, why would anyone with as much as he has to lose risk it stupidly like that? Especially when he is so disciplined in the other parts of his life? Why bother getting married at all? Just stay single and then no one will care.
      David

      The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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      • Daryl
        Senior Member
        • May 2004
        • 831
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        #4
        I would consider it a fact that he has enough money and fame to have any woman he desires, therefore he should of had a pre-nup that stated the fact that he could have as many affairs as he wanted.
        Sometimes the old man passed out and left the am radio on so I got to hear the oldie songs and current event kind of things

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        • Uncle Cracker
          The Full Monte
          • May 2007
          • 7091
          • Sunshine State
          • BT3000

          #5
          He's gonna have to take penalty strokes for this one...

          The thing about the rich and famous is the feeling of entitlement they often develop. And they often tell themselves that the things that happen to others won't happen to them, just because they are whomever they are... While it's true that they don't in fact live by all the same rules as us peons, at least some of the rules still apply. This is a publicity shitstorm that he's gonna be quite a while recovering from. But he still gots plenty money... He'll survive somehow.

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          • cabinetman
            Gone but not Forgotten RIP
            • Jun 2006
            • 15216
            • So. Florida
            • Delta

            #6
            Originally posted by Uncle Cracker
            The thing about the rich and famous is the feeling of entitlement they often develop. And they often tell themselves that the things that happen to others won't happen to them, just because they are whomever they are...

            That's it in a nutshell.
            .

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            • Knottscott
              Veteran Member
              • Dec 2004
              • 3815
              • Rochester, NY.
              • 2008 Shop Fox W1677

              #7
              Tiger joined the club...

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              Happiness is sort of like wetting your pants....everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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              • crokett
                The Full Monte
                • Jan 2003
                • 10627
                • Mebane, NC, USA.
                • Ryobi BT3000

                #8
                Did you watch the whole skit? That was hilarious. The host was easy on the eyes, especially during her monologue.
                David

                The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                • Knottscott
                  Veteran Member
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 3815
                  • Rochester, NY.
                  • 2008 Shop Fox W1677

                  #9
                  Originally posted by crokett
                  Did you watch the whole skit? That was hilarious. The host was easy on the eyes, especially during her monologue.
                  I missed the whole show but heard it was pretty funny. Was the host Rihanna?
                  Happiness is sort of like wetting your pants....everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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                  • cabinetman
                    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 15216
                    • So. Florida
                    • Delta

                    #10

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                    • jussi
                      Veteran Member
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 2162

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Knottscott
                      I missed the whole show but heard it was pretty funny. Was the host Rihanna?
                      Blake Lively. It's the girl playing Tiger's wife on that skit. Check out the episode number.

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyGYXCxsIwU
                      I reject your reality and substitute my own.

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                      • pierhogunn2
                        Established Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 134

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Uncle Cracker
                        He's gonna have to take penalty strokes for this one...
                        well, it would appear, he as already taken the strokes, now for the penalty...

                        I wonder if his wife yelled "fore" at any point in their altercation?

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                        • Uncle Cracker
                          The Full Monte
                          • May 2007
                          • 7091
                          • Sunshine State
                          • BT3000

                          #13
                          Originally posted by pierhogunn2
                          I wonder if his wife yelled "fore" at any point in their altercation?
                          Nah... She just hit into 'em...

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                          • sparkeyjames
                            Veteran Member
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 1087
                            • Redford MI.
                            • Craftsman 21829

                            #14
                            You know what the difference is between a golf ball, and an Escalade....?

                            ......Tiger Woods can safely drive a golf ball 400 yards....


                            I'll be here all week, try the veal.

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                            • pierhogunn2
                              Established Member
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 134

                              #15
                              I sure hope that lady that carried out on the stretcher is suffering from a two stroke penalty...

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