Those cute little 3-year-olds

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  • germdoc
    Veteran Member
    • Nov 2003
    • 3567
    • Omaha, NE
    • BT3000--the gray ghost

    Those cute little 3-year-olds

    One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and
    my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a
    half years old and had just recovered from an accident in
    which my arm had been broken among other injuries.

    Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift
    and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living
    room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was
    playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a
    little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups
    of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came
    home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch
    me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest
    thing!!'

    My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the
    hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink
    it up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place
    that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'
    Jeff


    “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire
  • Ed62
    The Full Monte
    • Oct 2006
    • 6021
    • NW Indiana
    • BT3K

    #2
    Poor ol' Dad.

    Ed
    Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

    For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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    • cgallery
      Veteran Member
      • Sep 2004
      • 4503
      • Milwaukee, WI
      • BT3K

      #3
      Coulda been worse. Just sayin'.

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      • LCHIEN
        Internet Fact Checker
        • Dec 2002
        • 21193
        • Katy, TX, USA.
        • BT3000 vintage 1999

        #4
        priceless...
        Loring in Katy, TX USA
        If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
        BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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        • DUD
          Royal Jester
          • Dec 2002
          • 3309
          • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
          • Ryobi BT3000

          #5
          That is good Jeff. Bill
          5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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          • Knottscott
            Veteran Member
            • Dec 2004
            • 3815
            • Rochester, NY.
            • 2008 Shop Fox W1677

            #6
            LOL!
            Happiness is sort of like wetting your pants....everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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            • BobSch
              • Aug 2004
              • 4385
              • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
              • BT3100

              #7
              Originally posted by cgallery
              Coulda been worse. Just sayin'.
              Yeah. Coulda' looked like Mountain Dew!
              Bob

              Bad decisions make good stories.

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              • mater
                Veteran Member
                • Jan 2004
                • 4197
                • SC, USA.

                #8
                What dad's go through.
                Ken aka "mater"

                " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

                Ken's Den

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