Name Ken's Five New Kittens

[Ken Massingale]

Ken, that's only two names; you need three more. You may want to shorten the rest down a bit.

Perhaps:

Marples
Narex
Sorby
Crown
Stanley

YOU better hush, ya hear??? You started this mess, Brian. I'm pretty darn good at Internet sleuthing, you might just receive an overnight package containing 5 cute lil bundles of joy!

[Brian G]

I don't have a nice pile of cherry in which to store them. Besides, dey' woodn't speak da Nortern language, doncha' know!

[Jim Boyd]

Just remember the names Stanley and Bailey are already taken

[cabinetman]

Hey Jim - this is our latest addition @ 12 weeks, his name is Casper.

[jspelbring]

The naming of cats

Leaf
Branch
Twig
Trunk
Root

[LarryG]

Rabbet
Mortise
Tenon
Dovetail
Dado

Mortise and Tenon should be a female and a male, respectively, since, well, you know.

[Ken Massingale]

BAH to all of you!

Y'all can quit the naming, now. Da Moma decided she would rather live elsewhere than have her kids stuck with such names. Seems she took the babies and ski-daddled to someone else's pile of Cherry!

[Brian G]

It's settled, then.

Adios
Au Revoir
Auf Wiedersehen
Adieu
Arrivederci

Now some guy that just bought a used bandsaw is wondering how the heck five kittens and a mama ended up in N. Augusta.

[Greg in Maryland]

It's settled, then.

Adios
Au Revoir
Auf Wiedersehen
Adieu
Arrivederci

Now some guy that just bought a used bandsaw is wondering how the heck five kittens and a mama ended up in N. Augusta.

Perhaps, since they are not wanted around the workshop:

Kickback
Splinter
Gouge
oh !@#(!@#
scrap pile

or, since they came out of a pile of wood

Bow
Cup
Twist
Check
Crack

Greg