Custer's Last Thoughts

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  • Anna
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2006
    • 728
    • CA, USA.
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    Custer's Last Thoughts

    An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called in an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return I expect to see it completed."

    Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various stages and different positions of making love.

    Furious, he called the artist in. "What the h*ll is this?" screamed the billionaire.

    "Why that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly.

    "No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth, I asked for a mural of the interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"

    "And there you have it," said the artist, "I call it 'Holy cow look at all the f**king Indians.'"
  • TheRic
    • Jun 2004
    • 1912
    • West Central Ohio
    • bt3100

    #2
    Good one!!!! Haven't heard that one before!!!!!!!!!!
    Ric

    Plan for the worst, hope for the best!

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    • Popeye
      Veteran Member
      • Mar 2003
      • 1848
      • Woodbine, Ga
      • Grizzly 1023SL

      #3
      Like ALOT of folks that hang out here.........Anna, you just ain't right Pat
      Woodworking is therapy.....some of us need more therapy than others. <ZERO>

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      • Knottscott
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        • Dec 2004
        • 3815
        • Rochester, NY.
        • 2008 Shop Fox W1677

        #4
        That's the second belly laugh I've had this morning! (thank Jeffrey Schronce for the first...)

        Anna, maybe you on your rocker, or maybe not, but whoever thought that up in the first place DEFINITELY isnt!
        Happiness is sort of like wetting your pants....everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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        • cabinetman
          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
          • Jun 2006
          • 15216
          • So. Florida
          • Delta

          #5
          You're deranged, obscene, dirty, filthy, sicko, lascivious, and bent mind is definitely entertaining and a real treat.

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          • jhart
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            • Feb 2004
            • 1715
            • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            Loved it!!
            Joe
            "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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            • Bruce Cohen
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              • May 2003
              • 2698
              • Nanuet, NY, USA.
              • BT3100

              #7
              Hey Anna,

              You owe me a shirt and a keyboard. Guess I'll never learn not to drink coffee whild reading joke posts

              Bruce
              "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
              Samuel Colt did"

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